Some Times You Just Need to Apologize for Last Night

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A Man in China Gets Caught Eating You-Know-What From the Women's Restroom

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The man has reportedly gone into the women's room of a shopping center several times early in the morning to eat that butt stuff. Now, he's finally been caught by a news team. When asked about his behavior, he had this to say (courtesy of a translated interview from Shanghaiist):

Reporter: What’re you doing here?
Man: Eating s**t.
R: What? What’s in your hands?
M: It’s s**t.
R: Why would you want to do that?
M: I eat it when I’m hungry.
R: But why do you choose to go to the ladies’ room?
M: It’s more tasty.

Reporter: Isn’t your family worried about you?
Man: They’re all dead.
R: Don’t you know this behavior isn’t good or healthy?
M: I’ve eaten s**t for eight years. I feel better after eating it.

Who Turned Off the Lights?

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This Guy's Not Going to be a Boyfriend for Long After Posting This Post-Surgery Video of His Lady

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This Cat Isn't Impressed With Your Booty Dancing, and Neither Are We

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Relationship Status: Making Inappropriate Jokes With Shampoo

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A Classy Cubs Fan Rubs a Hat on Her Butt, Throws it into the Field

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