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Guy's Intense Live Tweet of Dramatic Break Up at Burger King Is A Whopping Success

Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast. 

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Burger King's Already Winning Valentine's Day By Giving Out 18+ Adults Happy Meals

This fine Israeli Burger King establishment identified a key demographic, and they proceeded to capitalize on the thirsty, sexual pleasure-seeking debauched 18+ youths of the world by including sex toys in 'adult meals' as a Valentine's Day promo. Umm, genius or twisted or discouraging, or a little bit of all the above? I'll let you be the judge. 

Here's a cheers to an Israeli Burger King daring to be different, and the happiest of meals with the hopefully guaranteed happy ending for those souls out there brave (desperate) enough to give it a run. And I can't help wonder what kind of disparity we're looking at in the way of quality between that good-good-yum-yum dollar menu and the heftier combo meals...are we talking something as consequential as blue balls vs. knee-buckling orgasm? So many questions yet to be answered. Gotta give it to Burger King for not failing to accomplish piquing our curiosity. 

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King-Sized Moron Cooks Up a Whopper of a Problem After He Accidentally Admitted to Cheating on Burger King's Instagram

Men don't have a great reputation when it comes to relationships. Why are they so unfairly treated? Is it because they treat women too well? Is it because they value the commitment of relationship? 

Well, it certainly isn't for their brains. Man brain don't work good. 

Here's a perfect example. This dude wanted to complain about the service of his local Burger King and just had to do so in public on Burger King's Instagram. Aside from getting the satisfaction of really giving it to BK's social media manager, he also accidentally admitted to being at Burger King with a woman other than his girlfriend. 

What happened next? His girlfriend saw.

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Tweets from Fast Food Twitter Accounts That Are Brilliant Displays of Marketing Comedy Gold

At least we have our comedically gifted fast food twitter in such trying and unpredictable times. Of all the tweets we're about to cruise through, I've gotta pass the MVP award to Wendy's at this point, man. The sheer brutality meets locker-room kind of banter they've had runnin amok across my twitter feed as of late is a solid testament to social media marketing done right.

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