Van Dogh is not to be trifled with, man...
New babies kind of have a reputation for adorable Michelin Man style fat rolls. Apparently, 7-Elevens in Japan have started selling pull apart bread loaves that look exactly like those chubby baby arms. Parents have started taking pictures comparing the two with a hashtag that, according to Uproxx, translates out to #MyBaby'sGotTheBestBreadPhoto.
C'mon Subway, you have some real 'Sandwich Artists' working for you...
"Bread Face Blog" is, well, exactly what it sounds like. A woman films herself smashing her face into different kinds of bread, and posts those videos on Instagram. She also has a Twitter where she posts poems about the bread.
Your hobbies may be weird, but they aren't this weird.