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Not sure if these stories that accurately depict the wheels comin' off amidst the throes of a booze-charged bender headed for blackout station make me want to up and hoist a glass of something dangerously strong...or just, like never drink again. Maybe we can learn a little something from these clearly dysfunctional degenerates, or perhaps and most unfortunately, gather subconscious inspiration the next time we find ourselves going off the rails. 

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"Hiya Bahbie!""Hi Ken!""Do you want some Everclear?""Some what?""Never mind, let's just go for a ride!"

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Via: Elite Daily
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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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