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fail girl scout cookie beer
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Beer: refreshing when it tastes like beer, shitty when it tastes like shampoo. 

For whatever reason, advertisers and men with beards have convinced us that the worse a beer tastes, the better it is. The rise of the IPA has killed the refreshing beer and has replaced it with a sticky mouth feel that people force down in hopes of "having taste." Not to be outdone by the idea that bitterness is good, one brewer is adding two really stupid ingredients to a beer: mint and chocolate. 

Pardon me:

via Gawker

According to Food and Wine, New York's South Tier brewery is making a Girl Scout Cookie-flavored beer because everything has to be a gimmick. Marketed as a Thin Mint Stout, "Thick Mint" finally cuts out the middle man of drinking a beer while housing a box of Thin Mints because everyone likes chewing gum and drinking beer. 

And here it is:



via @stbcbeer

Excuse me:



Look, not everyhting has to taste like something crazy. I know beverage makers are on this neverending quest to make drinks taste like food, but you know most of us want beer to taste like? Beer. We want a beer that tastes like a beer, not a York Peppermint Patty. Goddammit. 

Also, Thick Mint? Gross. 

Now if you'll excuse me:



Cute. I remember my first beer. 

Yesterday, at an event where that reality-TV gameshow host who became president last year with the Irish Prime Minister, House speaker Paul Ryan raised a pathetic glass of Guinness and nearly set off an international incident. Watch as Paul Ryan attempts to fit in with normal folk as if he wasn't actively trying to kill normal people by gutting medicaid. 

This is not going over well on the internet, as people are mortified at Paul Ryan's beer and the idea of him drinking it. Sure this is nit picky, but Paul Ryan suck, so whatever. Enjoy people making fun of this turd. 

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It's as if this wrinkly old bag of bro bones walked himself right off the set of an 'Old School' sequel. If that movie reference didn't ring a bell, I'm talking about the one where a few middle-aged dudes up and start their own fraternity on the outskirts of a college campus...to smashing success, no less. 

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Namaste, get into your downward dog positions, and crack open a cold one. Class is in session. 

Perhaps in an effort to get beer drinkers and hell raisers into the ancient art of meditative stretching, a German Yoga studio has created a form of yoga mixed with barley and hops. BierYoga, the German Beer Yoga studio, combines "The joy of drinking beer and the mindfulness of yoga compliment each other, and make for an energizing experience," according to their website.

Now with a studio opening in Australia, Beer Yoga has crossed international waters. Check it out and sign me up.

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microbrewery makes shower beer
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Sorry, rubber ducky, there’s a new bath toy in town, and it’s beer.

While everyone hates cleaning themselves, there’s one thing that could make it a whole lot better: Drinking. It’s common practice to sneak a Budweiser or even a Corona in the shower with you, but one microbrewery from Sweden is making a beer specifically for the shower.

“Shower Beer” as it is not-so-cleaverly named is a special beer that’s for the shower. The founder of PangPang Brewery, Fredrik Tunedal, says he came up with the idea after coming home from the brewery covered in malt dust and needing a shower. This beer is an ode to that special time as the water rains down on you.

How is specially made for the shower?

via Mashable

"I made to Shower Beer small enough to keep its temperature during the shower, and strong enough to mentally wash your workday off and get ready for a fresh night out,” he told Mashable.

He then goes on to describe the flavor as “heavily hopped” and “citrussy, soapy, and somewhat herbal profile.” Wait, soapy?

Uhhhhhh….

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