I'll be honest... when I first heard this news of "Oscar Pistorius," I was thinking he was a jazz musician. It took me a few seconds to realize I was mixing up Oscar Peterson and Jaco Pastorious.

Comedian Tim Minchin does the musical equivalent of simultaneous head-patting and belly-rubbing. AND YES, WE KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS F-SHARP. THAT'S THE JOKE.

Edit: The person who wrote that last sentence was, in fact, thinking of E-sharp. We are working to correct the situation; management is currently dragging him outside to be shot.

i found this whilst roaming through the top 40 album chart on the Radio 1 BBC website =]