He Holds It Together

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Giggity.

Kids These Days

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Malia Obama is Worth 70 sheep, 50 cows, and 30 goats to a Man in Kenya Who Plans to Buy Her Hand in Marriage

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Malia Obama is Felix Kiprono's ideal woman and the Kenyan lawyer says he plans to offer a plethora of livestock to Barack Obama for the match when he comes to visit the country in July.  He has the support of his family members and has a traditional marriage proposal already planned. I'm guessing Malia, who is currently 16-years-old, probably has a different idea for her future that doesn't involve drinking sour milk and living the "simple life" that Kirprono told The Nairobian he has planned for her. 

"I'm Not Racist, I Just Love Using Loaded Words With Cultural Baggage."

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Admit it, "Kingdom of Liberal Darkness" Sounds Pretty Badass

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Presidential Weeaboo Barack Obama Thanks Japan for Anime, Emoji

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Obama clearly had his priorities in place when honoring Japan's Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.  And I quote: "Today is a chance for Americans, especially our young people, to say thank you for all the things we love from Japan. Like karate and karaoke. Manga and anime. And, of course, emojis."

Way to go, chief.

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Marco Rubio Has Been Lying to Us This Whole Time!

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