This dude maintains an impossible amount of chill in the face of sheer and unadulterated insanity. It almost seems like this crazy lady just stumbled into his car, cause I can't picture her keeping her shit together long enough to call and wait for a ride.
Decorating a pizza with a gross amount of Peeps for a topping (see atrocity here) was one thing, but bro, get your shit together and carry your greasewheel like a human being. At least the steady procession of utterly outraged reactions made for a comedic goldmine.
The collective reaction on this particularly absurd claim about a family struggling to scrape by on $500k would seem to (rightfully) be one of sheer confusion and comical outrage. It just doesn't add up. And after a little poking around the site, it would appear to be 'legit.' Or as credible as a site can be after making such outlandish claims. At least other people on Twitter stepped up to express their highly entertaining bewilderment.
If there's one thing the denizens of Twitter, the Internet, the world really, are good for; it's banding together and taking up arms to stage a rage-fueled protest against anything remotely or absolutely evident of the proverbial 'whitewashing'. George Takei led the charge somewhat recently on that whole Doctor Strange business. Netflix went and kicked the hornet's nest with their new trailer for Death Note.
The team chemistry is strong with these ones, huh? All sarcasm aside, I'd genuinely enjoy watching these two unfortunately paired co-workers try to make it through a series of news segments without being outright overcome with the burning desire to tear each other's heads off.
The Committee for Melbourne, a non-profit organisation in Victoria, Australia launched it's gender equality campaign today, with aims to successfully install equal number of male and female walking signs. Let's just say the pedestrian representation invoked some hilarious, albeit accurate reactions from Aussies on Twitter.
Sometimes people let rage the best of their better senses, and they decide to flush their careers down the toilet. This is one of those times. Well done, man, you didn't fail to leave us thoroughly impressed. Poetic touch with the toilet paper.
