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America, we love you. We know you're going through some angst right now and are being a little impulsive with you're decision making, that's just the way it goes when you're in this phase of your national puberty. We know you'll make it through this stronger and wiser than ever before, if you just don't do anything that's going to cause permanent damage. You've still got the future to think about after all.


Stay sweet America, and get your freedom flag at full mast like ol' Bill with these unbelievably patriotic pictures.

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In these times of constitutional crisis, when a reality-TV gameshow host/president is slowly delegitimizing the rule of law, it can be hard to find hope. But the sun is shining, and we live to fight again. Leading the charge: This chicken playing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" on a keyboard. 

Refill the cup of patriotism and wave your miniture American flag with pride. Old glory, she's still got a few tricks up her sleeve.. 

via US National Archive

It's that time of year again when Black Friday, the American celebration of great deals, is about to come busting down your door at four in the morning in the name of saving $5.64 on a Blu-Ray player. It's a tough time to navigate, but if you take the time to educate yourself with this list you'll be saying, "Move over Grandma, that's MY X-Box!", before you know it!

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A bald eagle got caught in the grille of a car over the weekend and we can't help but empathize with the poor creature. It just seems like the perfect metaphor for our country right now, doesn't it? But don't worry, the bird was rescued, and that kinda gives us hope for the rest of America.

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Monica Riley and her boyfriend Sid are on a dedicated mission to make Monica the world's fattest woman. With Sid as her "feeder" the two make a disgustingly good team as Monica attempts consumes over 8,000 calories per day.

Monica's daily menu:
Six biscuits
Six sausages in a bread roll
A big bowl of sugary cereal
Two weight gain shakes
Four McChicken sandwiches
Four double cheeseburgers
Large French fries
30 chicken nuggets
Macaroni cheese
Taco Bell
A gallon of ice cream

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