America, we love you. We know you're going through some angst right now and are being a little impulsive with you're decision making, that's just the way it goes when you're in this phase of your national puberty. We know you'll make it through this stronger and wiser than ever before, if you just don't do anything that's going to cause permanent damage. You've still got the future to think about after all.
Stay sweet America, and get your freedom flag at full mast like ol' Bill with these unbelievably patriotic pictures.
In these times of constitutional crisis, when a reality-TV gameshow host/president is slowly delegitimizing the rule of law, it can be hard to find hope. But the sun is shining, and we live to fight again. Leading the charge: This chicken playing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" on a keyboard.
Refill the cup of patriotism and wave your miniture American flag with pride. Old glory, she's still got a few tricks up her sleeve..