Way to make a first impression America.
While practicing takeoffs and landings in Brisbane ahead of this weekend's G20 summit, an Osprey U.S. military helicopter accidentally blew large dust clouds into 6 lanes of nearby traffic, causing a standstill.
Fortunately no accidents were reported, according to The Courier Mail.
In related news, Australia now hates us.
Move over Alex from Target, meet Alan from Olive Garden.
North Carolina resident Alan Martin "won" a "Never Ending Pasta Pass" for $100 at his local Olive Garden, and he has used it to eat 95 meals over the last six weeks - or what amounts to about $1,510 worth of food.
Only 1000 of the passes were sold, and he says his goal is to eat more than any of the others.
Meanwhile, in Sub-Saharan Africa…