Watch (And Cry) as 1,000 High School Students Sing the National Anthem on 18 Floors of a Hotel

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Eagles everywhere are shedding single patriotic tears, and the spirit of Thomas Jefferson is slow clapping on the roof.

Freak Out of the Day: Japanese Politician Screams and Cries at Press Conference as He Defends Expense Claims

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On July 1st, 2014, Japanese politician Ryutaro Nonomura held a press conference in which he aimed to apologize for his suspected misuse of 3 million yen. However, during the conference, this 47-year-old provincial politician started to break down in to tears while trying to defend his actions, and began wailing uncontrollably.

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