The English language appears to have extended over the globe in our modern era. Because of globalization and America's immense cultural influence, it's nearly a given that you know a few terms in English, no matter where you are in the world. The story below is an account of a petty cousin. Since he was a little boy, the original poster (OP) has spoken English fluently. Therefore, OP furiously rejected his cousin's sudden request to teach him English so he might woo a girl by reading her a poem…

Low key, there are literally so many words that technically we don't need to use.

Americans really are afraid of roundabouts! We do not know how to use them! And don't even get us started on scones … If you've ever visited the United Kingdom , or if you live there, you'll probably relate to this random assortment of fails and memes. I have recently [today, as I wrote this] become a fan of the cat who lives at Downing Street, working as the Chief Mouser. Americans should immediately adopt this tradition and get a cat to work in all levels of politics. I think that would solve…

Getting your pay docked because you didn't talk good?! Cue malicious compliance!

Democrat or Republican, patriotic or not, American TikTokers will throw a whole British person in the harbor if they try to dis.

So close.

Yeah, it's petty.

Impressive.

It's a hard language, man.

Yeah, what he said.

It kinda makes sense.

Languages are tricky, man.

English is hard.

This is way funnier than it needs to be.