Santa Hates It When Babies Play Dead

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Santa's death grip

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A Classic Pre-Santa Ritual

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Like a Shark, Santa is Just as Scared as You

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Nope, Later!

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Just look at these kids. They know not that no matter what they do they will never escape the icy grip of Santa's hoary paws. They may cry and squirm, but there's nothing they can do to escape. Santa has taken them as his own, and for them we weep.

Or laugh. That too.

Santa Wasn't Quite Plump That Year

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Two Shoulders Up, Santa

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