I've got to hand it to these Sketchy Santas: They have an uncanny knack for turning the pain and misery of children into their own twisted form of amusement. This batch of Santas here just keeps the smiles going, no matter how bad things may look. Decide for yourself if that means they're sadists or if they're just being optimistic.
At Sketchy Santas, we see children use a wide variety of escape tactics to get away from that scary man in the red coat. As seen above, crying is often the least effective. I mean, Santa sees that every day, and he likely feeds on the sorrow and tears of children anyway. That's why kids need to step up their game, as we'll attempt to show here.
With the Sketchy Santas season comes the season of crying and tears. For as long as parents have been forcing interaction between their children and tired, underpaid mall Santas, there have also been perfectly decent holiday photos ruined by the primal screams of the young. FUN FACT: If these pictures could talk, their combined screaming decibel level would shatter the glass in your computer monitor. So, just be thankful this isn't a roundup of videos!