Nope, Later!

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Nope, Later!
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Just look at these kids. They know not that no matter what they do they will never escape the icy grip of Santa's hoary paws. They may cry and squirm, but there's nothing they can do to escape. Santa has taken them as his own, and for them we weep.

Or laugh. That too.

No Please, Take it Back

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No Please, Take it Back
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Look at all these amazing gifts that people are giving to Santa! Oh wait, nope, those are just more crying babies. Some day Santa, some day someone will appreciate you and all the hard work you put in to the holiday season. Until then, more tears.

Cry More, It's What He Wants!

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Cry More, It's What He Wants!
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I've got to hand it to these Sketchy Santas: They have an uncanny knack for turning the pain and misery of children into their own twisted form of amusement. This batch of Santas here just keeps the smiles going, no matter how bad things may look. Decide for yourself if that means they're sadists or if they're just being optimistic.