vampire

1... 2... TWO huge eyebrows! HA HA HA!

I hope so. Whether you're on Team Jacob or Team Edward, I'm sure you could use a little more blood running around your brain.

Yep, we get it, your contacts are very striking. You can relax your eye muscles now. I'll have whatever brand of V-8 juice she's having.

He is in his mid-30's, unemployed and a self-professed priest of the vampire community. His parents must be so proud.