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He is in his mid-30's, unemployed and a self-professed priest of the vampire community. His parents must be so proud.
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Yep, we get it, your contacts are very striking. You can relax your eye muscles now. I'll have whatever brand of V-8 juice she's having.

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.