I Vant to Soak Your Blood!

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Hair Is the New Eyepatch

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By Unknown
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He is in his mid-30's, unemployed and a self-professed priest of the vampire community. His parents must be so proud.

Dracula Needs A Smoke And A New Stylist

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1... 2... TWO huge eyebrows! HA HA HA!

Is This the Next Phase of the Vampire Craze That's Been Going Around?

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I hope so. Whether you're on Team Jacob or Team Edward, I'm sure you could use a little more blood running around your brain.

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

Trying a Little Too Hard Not to Blink

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Yep, we get it, your contacts are very striking. You can relax your eye muscles now. I'll have whatever brand of V-8 juice she's having.

How Does My Bemusement Taste?

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