I Need the Number fur your Stylist Right Meow

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Though on second thought...

Sure, You Could Carry Photos in Your Wallet...

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...but what if you forget your wallet?

Isn't That Cute

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I can't wait for you to meet my parents!

Dress for the Weather, Always

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The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

He Has a Sense of Humor About It

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A Literal Translation

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G-rad-Ma

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