Dress for the Weather, Always

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Dress for the Weather, Always
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The weather of course, being "Bodybuilding in Moscow".

Dennis Rodman Is Bankrupt For A Reason

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Dennis Rodman Is Bankrupt For A Reason
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This is not Dennis Rodman, but the concept is the same here. Quit wasting money on weird things.

A Leprechaun-American Juggalo

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A Leprechaun-American Juggalo
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All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.

Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself

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Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself
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Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.