This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!

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crocs,g rated,poorly dressed,shoes,summer,summer fails,sunburn,tan
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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

Stay Cool, But in a Really Dorky Way

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air conditioning,cool,nerdy,summer,vest
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I mean, if your options are passing out from heat exhaustion during your Fourth of July barbecue and looking like a total goofball, I suppose I'll take the latter!

New Bathing Suit, Eh?

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bikini,lady bits,summer,tan line
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Or is two-tone flesh the new hotness for this season?