Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!

I mean, "Space-Disco" hasn't been an acceptable fashion style for at least 15 years...

I mean, we all gotta pay the bills somehow right? There are disco balls out there that need work!

The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.