"I Moonlight as a Lighthouse"

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dome,hairstyle,head,Sequins,shiny
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I mean, we all gotta pay the bills somehow right? There are disco balls out there that need work!

You Can Never Go Wrong With a Shiny Suit

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fancy,poorly dressed,shiny,suit
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Shine Bright Like a Diamond

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wtf,glitter,shiny,Sequins
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What's the Occasion?

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mesh,jumpsuit,shiny,poorly dressed,g rated
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Hate to See What He Looks Like If He Grew His Hair Out

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The Bullet 'Do is the Fade

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hair,haircut,shaved,shiny
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Alright, so, your head is nearly shaved to begin with, but you want it to look even MORE like a bowling ball? Be my guest, bro.

Almost Too Shiny to Bear

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matching,motorcycle,shiny,poorly dressed,g rated
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