It's Just the Right Size, Honey

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condom,Hall of Fame,lingerie,please no,sexy times,what
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Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

For All of You "Secretary" Fans Out There

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bondage,business,sexy times,tie,white collar,yuppie
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It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

This Isn't Quite What I Expected the "Anniversary Present" to Be...

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bewbs,lady bits,lingerie,sexy times,stripper pole
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Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

Oh Hello, I Didn't See You There, I was Just Turning This Water into Wine

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fashion,sexy times,jesus,wine
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Classy Evening Wear

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lingerie,no,oh god why,sexy times,underwear
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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

Just a Few Letters From Being a Really Nice Guy

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clever,organ donor,sexy times,shirt,wait what
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If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

Sweater Season Can Be Humorus

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fashion,bears,sweater,sexy times
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