sexy times

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

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"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

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Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

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