"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

The perfect underwear for you and that special FAIL-y Someone in your life!

If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?