sexy times

edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

dress,Garter,prom,sexy times,teens
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"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

fashion,High Fashion,no thanks,runway,sexy times
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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

bro,play boy,player,sexy times,sharpie
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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

bewbs,bra,grab,sexy times
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Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.

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