If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

The perfect underwear for you and that special FAIL-y Someone in your life!

Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.