By Unknown
Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).
sexy times
By Unknown
It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.
By Unknown
"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."
By Unknown
Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?
By Unknown
He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.
By Unknown
You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!
