They Say It's "Bowie-esque"

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They Say It's "Bowie-esque"
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And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."

That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear

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That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

Daguerreotype Swagerreotype

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Daguerreotype Swagerreotype
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In case of an emergency, your hair may be used as a flotation device.

Too Fly to Handle

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Too Fly to Handle
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Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

This Fashion is Giving Me Double Vision

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This Fashion is Giving Me Double Vision
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Come to think of it, that shirt would look great for casual Fridays at the office...

Wrestling in the '80s? Sorry, We've Got News For You.

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Wrestling in the '80s? Sorry, We've Got News For You.
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You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.