Looking Good, Chief

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Looking Good, Chief
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Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.

Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit

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Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit
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Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

They Say It's "Bowie-esque"

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They Say It's "Bowie-esque"
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And by that I mean, "required copious amounts of coke to both produce and wear effectively."

That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear

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That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

Daguerreotype Swagerreotype

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Daguerreotype Swagerreotype
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In case of an emergency, your hair may be used as a flotation device.

Too Fly to Handle

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Too Fly to Handle
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Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.