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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

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You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

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Nah, who am I kidding, I'm just a hater who wants those gloves.

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I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

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Come to think of it, that shirt would look great for casual Fridays at the office...