Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

The piano-key tie had some unfortunate offspring, it seems.