retro

Did anybody else hear Curtis Mayfield just now? Weird.

I mean, who wouldn't want to go into battle looking like one of these dapper gents?

Man, do these MTV bros even lift?

Oh, that retro sense of humor!

Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.

In case of an emergency, your hair may be used as a flotation device.