You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!

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Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.

In case of an emergency, your hair may be used as a flotation device.

They're still around, just in scarf form.