Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.
Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.
Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.
"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.
No hate here, no jokes, I'm just mad-jealous of that sideburn-hair thing you've got going on. I'm pretty sure that sort of thing is against my school's dress code.
Man, do these MTV bros even lift?
In case of an emergency, your hair may be used as a flotation device.