You're too beautiful for this world. Just flap your dancer's wings and fly away, you little bird!
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Oh, who am I kidding, I wish I had a pompadour as rad as that. Or any kind of 'dour, for that matter.
Nah, who am I kidding, I'm just a hater who wants those gloves.
You may or may not have accidentally copped your style from Jazzercise tapes. It had to be said.