"C'mon Sally, afraid you might get sweat on your pretty pink tutu?"

That only makes the dress all the more demeaning.

Clearly this guy knows how to party.

More importantly: Where can I order tiny tiaras for my pet lizard?

I mean, flocks of harmonizing birds are hard to come by these days, but you sort of need them to complete the outfit.

Why does he have 2 cell phones?