We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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beach,bikini,butt,no thanks,oh god why
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Now That You've Seen The Picture, Enjoy Your Last Seven Days!

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doom,makeup,oh god why,weird,what
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Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!

Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls...

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Death,makeup,oh god why,skull
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School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?

Craig Sager: He's Starting a Trend, Really

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basketball,oh god why,sports,suit
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Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

There is Nothing Not Wrong Here

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bra,get a shirt,oh god why,underwear,wtf
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I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

Give Her a Break, She Just Came From Work

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fashion,no thanks,oh god why,tank top,Walmart
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And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.