The caller said she saw Allen grabbing handfuls of make-up without looking at the color or labels. She didn't appear to be checking prices, either, the report states.
Once you're done weeping into your bowl of sad-soup, go check out some more Emo kids!
Seriously? Kicked out of Wal-Mart? What the hell do you have to do?
Hmmm, he sure looks familiar... have we seen him before?