So Basically, Anybody Could Get Laid in the '80s

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80s,hair metal,neon,spandex
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This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

BONE SAWWWWWW Wait No Wait

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90s,jacket,macho man,macho man randy savage,neon,wrestling,wwf
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Sorry, I was mixing up my Fake Personas for Public Entertainment with my Parodies of Fake Personas for Public Entertainment.

I Prefer "Swagtastic"

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neon,swag,malls,poorly dressed,g rated
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Maybe His Shirt's in the Tiny Backpack

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backpack,shirtless,poorly dressed,neon
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Bright Markings Denote Coupled Pairs

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club,couple,neon
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I'll Bet She Listens to a Lot of Kenny G

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face paint,hyper,neon,rave
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And naps frequently. With her casual and relaxed attire, she's no doubt a low-maintenance, easy-going type of gal.

DressedToTRON.exe

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lights,neon,pretty colors,shoes,tron
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Perfect kicks for running the Grid. Get out there, program!