I mean, they both did an admirable job with this outfit, to be fair. It's a close call!

They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

What does the lightest side look like?

Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.