lips

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By Unknown
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I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

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By Medicineman
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That clinches it. I'm never going to East Asia. They're just too culturally advanced for me.

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If she has a boyfriend, I really really hope he wears zebra-striped lip gloss. I would pay to see them make out. In a way that wouldn't make me seem creepy.

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By Unknown
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We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!

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