Your Dress Can Be Used as a Flotation Device In Case of Emergency

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You're going to need it, the plane of good taste has crashed into the ocean.

Didn't Even Know It Was Possible To Desecrate That Flag

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You guys can do whatever you want down there as long as you keep girls like that below the Mason-Dixon.

Keep 'Em Covered!

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