I mean, seriously, I hope our meal comes with some of those because they look FANTASTIC.

There's Something About the Ten Commandments, coming this fall from 20th Century Fox!

These dreams are like... bags of sand(man).

Where everything's made up and decency doesn't matter!

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

I mean, maybe one would buy different pants before bizarre undies that disguise the fact that you bought the wrong pants. MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY.