Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

Going number two at a music festival: Still not kawaii.

If you squee'd a little looking at this, then check If Style Could Kill to find where you can order your own (not that yours truly is going to be doing anything like that... oh no. Me? Never...)

I mean, until that little penguin guy found out what they spliced in with his ecstasy. Things got weird after that.