Hmmm... or maybe this is just a proof of concept for a zany action movie idea...

That banana's got a short stem, I wouldn't test him. He's a loose-cannon plantain who doesn't play by anybody's rules.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

"THE OPERATION GOES DOWN TONIGHT. TANGO FOXTROT BRAVO, WE'RE GOING DARK."