These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

All those different styles - U.S.A. flag shorts, leprechaun beard, and juggalo tattoos - and he still hasn't thought to wear a bra.

I don't know about the UK's fetishes towards its flag, but in the US you could get attacked for that in almost any given environment.

... I mean fattest.