And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?

Pssst: Don't tell these guys that we found this.

As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!

Just when you thought things couldn't get any better: Zebra-striped blazer. Shine on, you beautiful beast of the past.

Luckily that high-fashion bib caught all of the cake you were stuffing into your mouth. Congrats!

Alright, you've got the preposterously sparkly outfit, now you just have to juggle some fools in a 28-hit combo like a real Tekken character. Get on that!