Because it's better than wearing nothing at all. But still, don't you have anything in wool? Or cotton? Or chainmail?
Redditor magnumruss Photoshopped everyone's favorite tramp-stamped crackfiend into the monster we all knew was there. Thank you for having the courage to speak what we could only dream, magnumruss!
Maybe we should have stopped partying after the second bar.
The way we're dressing ourselves, you'd think there's a pants shortage in the United States...
Better cover the coin slot before kids start dropping quarters in there looking for a prize.
Somebody please deliver some eye bleach to my desk. STAT.
"Look Ma, No Pants!"
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