Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit

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Alright Fine, Maybe I Miss the '90s a Bit
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Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

BONE SAWWWWWW Wait No Wait

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BONE SAWWWWWW Wait No Wait
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Sorry, I was mixing up my Fake Personas for Public Entertainment with my Parodies of Fake Personas for Public Entertainment.

The Real Ninten-bro

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The Real Ninten-bro
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True story: I wore this outfit once, crouched for a long time, and then found a warp whistle. But then I didn't use it, because warp whistles are for chumps. True story.

Remember These? Yeah, I'm Sorry Too.

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Remember These? Yeah, I'm Sorry Too.
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Just hum that mantra to yourself, "The '90s were not that great. The '90s were not that great..."

Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan

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Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan
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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

Luckily I Took My Hulkamania Vaccine This Morning

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Luckily I Took My Hulkamania Vaccine This Morning
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Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.