Partner, that is the most fabulous speedo I've seen on a man in this entire music festival. Just saying.

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

Not even our schools are safe from the poor dress choices!

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If you squee'd a little looking at this, then check If Style Could Kill to find where you can order your own (not that yours truly is going to be doing anything like that... oh no. Me? Never...)

I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

Last I checked, this does give you Daredevil-esque super-hearing abilities. I'm pretty sure science can back me up on this one.