"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

Or maybe there's just a stitch in the matrix...

Am I right or am I right?

I mean, nothing to do with her looks, I just can't adjust the gamma settings anymore after this influx of day-glo coloring.

Otherwise I'd be deep in a nostalgia-coma right about now.

If it worked for the Beatles it can work for you guys, right?

Well, that wasn't the best start to my weekend...