My Child Ate Your Honor Student's Huge Brain

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Teaching Your Kids About the Coming Zombie Apocalypse is Important Teaching Your Kids About the Coming Zombie Apocalypse is Important Teaching Your Kids About the Coming Zombie Apocalypse is Important

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What Are They Teaching Our Children?

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User dan.shurkey describes the situation: This is one of the questions from my child's kindergarten English lesson. They are learning about sizes (big, tall, small...etc). When we read this to him, we started laughing so hard, saying, "Oh my god. The dad is a zombie eating his boy!"

This is How the Zombie Apocalypse Began

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Oldtimey1800sguy's Dad has a Weird View on Reincarnation

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Dad: Why does everything come back as f**king zombies? Me: Well what else would they come back as? Dad: ... Sperm?
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We Know You're in There!

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Somebody is a about to receive some free eggs and toilet paper.

Our Kids Won't Be Able to Play With This, Sadly

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This toy here is unfortunately unavailable for purchase, though I guess it's still possible in our dreams. How else will we teach our young women the importance of zombie preparedness?

On the flip side, this IS available for purchase at your local knock-off toy chain!