Not only that, but how can she safely Trick-or-Treat if there are dozens of Michael Bay-esque explosions tailing her every step of the way? Please parents, think of the ramifications of these outfits this Halloween. Stay safe. And don't accept candy from anybody that can transform into a gun at will.
In a reveal that surprises absolutely nobody, Blake Boston - AKA Scumbag Steve - is a single father. With a tumblr. Answering questions from anonymous people on the internet. With the spelling of a middle school student. Keep it real, bro.