Dad: On the whole, all protests are bad. Me: You can't just generalize like that. Dad: I'm not generalizing. I'm just saying that on the whole they're all bad. Me: And that's a generalization. Dad: No it's not. Me: How so? Dad: I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Me: Im shooting daggars out of my eyes. Dad: Im shooting farts out of my ass. (A little while later,) When you're not home I'm going to fart on your pillow.