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If I've said it before, I've said it a hundred times: Nothing makes a fight better like someone's pants falling down. 

Here we have a classic example of why racism will get you smacked. According to the video, this guy got "jumped by some black people so he's a little pissed off." He's at the convenient store complaining about it, while a woman is trying to live her goddamn life. As these things tend to go, he keeps using the n-word, and "he kept on doing it to her over and over again." What happened? I think you can figure it out:



It goes without saying that racism will get you beat up. Sorry, but that's just how the world works. You can't just be blaming one problem you had on a whole group of people, and more so than that, you can't be using the n-word. 

But man, is there anything more pathetic than getting beat up and then having your pants fall down. So good. 

Who's a big boy? 

That reality-TV gameshow host who somehow became president finally had his big boy dreams come true yesterday. After meeting with a group of trucking CEOs, the Donald got behind the wheel of a semi, pretended to drive for the first time in decades, and even got to honk the horn like a big boy! 

He sure does! 

Obvious people loved this because, wow, does he look ridiculous. Check them out and try not to think about the fact that while this was happening, the GOP was figuring out a plan to kick 20 million people off insurance. 

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These freshly roasted and toasted fools brought the barrage of ruthless insults on themselves. Bonus points to the witty and creative dudes that managed to be extra clever amidst the ritualistic process!

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So it's been another insane week in Trump's America. And as he juggles both the collapsing GOP Obamacare replacement and a massive Russia scandal, we're left trying to figure out what the hell is going on. 

It's such a relief that Seth Meyers is able to sum these things up in about 10 minutes because who knew healthcare could be this complicated? Check out his latest "A Closer Look" segment, which basically tracks how Trump went from talking about healthcare to honking a truck horn like a big boy.

For me, 'The Dark Knight' still stands as one of the greatest movies of all time. It was one of those films were the writing, acting, and directing all come together perfectly to create a truly awe-inspiring experience.

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This meme answers the all important question. What would you do after smoking something like this? 

Of course, for the uninformed. These are all just plants and honey.

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Beer: refreshing when it tastes like beer, shitty when it tastes like shampoo. 

For whatever reason, advertisers and men with beards have convinced us that the worse a beer tastes, the better it is. The rise of the IPA has killed the refreshing beer and has replaced it with a sticky mouth feel that people force down in hopes of "having taste." Not to be outdone by the idea that bitterness is good, one brewer is adding two really stupid ingredients to a beer: mint and chocolate. 

Pardon me:

via Gawker

According to Food and Wine, New York's South Tier brewery is making a Girl Scout Cookie-flavored beer because everything has to be a gimmick. Marketed as a Thin Mint Stout, "Thick Mint" finally cuts out the middle man of drinking a beer while housing a box of Thin Mints because everyone likes chewing gum and drinking beer. 

And here it is:



via @stbcbeer

Excuse me:



Look, not everyhting has to taste like something crazy. I know beverage makers are on this neverending quest to make drinks taste like food, but you know most of us want beer to taste like? Beer. We want a beer that tastes like a beer, not a York Peppermint Patty. Goddammit. 

Also, Thick Mint? Gross. 

Now if you'll excuse me:



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