Sometimes when something seems off you just have to go with your gut, that's exactly what this guy did when he spotted something out of place in his girlfriend's texts while she was away on a 'business trip'.

PETA: The Westboro Baptists of Animal rights. 

This guy went on a rant about all the reasons why PETA f**king sucks.

If there's one undeniable truth amongst most of these blush-inducing, shamelessly ridiculous sexual escapades, it's that sex is innately vulnerable to amazing moments of gut-wrenching embarrassment; and especially when the tension and passion is running daringly deep. These aren't near as much the kind of relationship-ruiners as you'd expect. 

Every now and again the internet spews out the perfectly blended mix of bizarre meets unintentionally hilarious, and we've got a winner with erotic tablecloth dude right here. You simply can't deny that talent. The stoic expression throughout this is almost as good as the 'trick.' The dude has what seems an endless supply of new, equally awkward ideas for new and emboldened ways to strip himself of a damn tablecloth. We can't wait to see what (or how) he pulls it off next. 

This dude is winning the internet.