The stones on this guy. Yeezus christ. And that moment when he locks steely eyes with one of the cameras? Probably his ultimate undoing. 

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Joey Adams, a 21-year-old junior at Michigan State University is a young lad with wisdom well beyond his years. Talk about successfully combining a commitment to academic excellence with well, getting potential dates to swoon and fall head over heels for awesome organization skillz. 

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Yet again the wildly thirsty denizens of that crazy little thing called Tinder are here to remind us, the climate of modern day dating is dense with outlandishly thirsty, if not occasionally witty souls. These conversation moments in particular stuck out as memorable, and it shouldn't be any question as to why. 

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If you're ever giving a public thank you, make it easy on yourself and thank two people: God and your mother. 

Otherwise, you can end up like Anas Mohammed, a Ghanaian pro soccer player, and thank one too many. After winning "Man of the Match" in a game last week, Anas said the following in a post-game interview:

"Thank you for this, I appreciate my fans. My wife and girlfriend...I mean my wife, sorry to say."

"My wife, sorry to say" is, handsdown, the funniest way to introduce your wife. But even better than that is his follow up. 

But he didn't stop there. After blowing that right out of the water, Anas double -downed on the weirdness of this interview by saying, ""My family knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That's what I was talking about. I don't have a girlfriend."

Anas! Stop. Giving. Interviews. 

I know that you really want to thank your sidepiece, but you also don't have to cover it up by saying you were talking about your daughter. It's not a good look. 

Bikini Beans Espresso over in Kent, Washington just made a whole lot of thirsty young dudes blood rush to funny places. I don't know about you guys, but I'm half a human -- if that -- before the first cup of Joe. Factor in the fact that not only are customers at this store getting served the mandatory, daily fixin' of black gold-lifeblood; but they're getting it with some solid, scantily-clothed eye-candy. Shitness, dreams do come true. Can't imagine the coffee's cheap though. 

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Nothing quite like some intentionally ironic dad jokes to carry you on through that Tuesday working grind. Plus, these ended up being highly entertaining little nuggets of comedic gold for people of all ages!

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This ungrateful and highly disrespectful teen got a well deserved serving of sass, criticism, and tough loving kind of parenting. Clearly, he went to bat against the wrong dad. Big ups to dad for his ability to incorporate some solid memes in his Grade A response as well!

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