Rob Scallon wrote a metal song using lyrics from fans' YouTube comments and made an accompanying music video. The result is testament to the internet's continuing obsession with food and unreasonable demands.

So much awesomeness under one video.

Someone should totally change their name to Dave Gruel and tour local elementary schools in a band called the Flu Fighters that sings educational songs about the importance of hot stews and other viscous meals when bedridden with a contagious virus. It would be perfect for health class.