Teenage Girl Youtube Comments: The Neo-Noir Edition

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In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.

In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.

Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.

J/K It Was Cobain All Along

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J/K It Was Cobain All Along
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Someone should totally change their name to Dave Gruel and tour local elementary schools in a band called the Flu Fighters that sings educational songs about the importance of hot stews and other viscous meals when bedridden with a contagious virus. It would be perfect for health class.

Youtube Music Awards Featuring Jason Schwartzman

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Youtube is hosting it's first ever, Music Awards live from New York on November 3rd. The venerable Jason Schwartzman will host and the whole thing is being put on by everyone's favorite video-turned-movie director, Spike Jonze. Performances from Eminem, Lady Gaga and the best and brightest rising Youtube stars, incl. CDZA and Lindsay Sterling.

¡Sorpresa! En La Discoteca

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¡Sorpresa! En La Discoteca
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We probably should have tried to hunt down the video, but honestly, the title and screenshot are all you need to know.