Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor

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Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor
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You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

Hey Kids! Do as Bieber Does!

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Hey Kids! Do as Bieber Does!
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He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.

Thou Shalt Listen to Smooth Jazz, and ONLY Smooth Jazz

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Thou Shalt Listen to Smooth Jazz, and ONLY Smooth Jazz
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SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE