Thou Shalt Not Bear Black Metal Against Thy Neighbor

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christianity,faith,metal,religion,satan,satanic
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You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

Dubstep Dancing, Pentecostal Style

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If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.

Thou Shalt Listen to Smooth Jazz, and ONLY Smooth Jazz

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devil worship,faith,punk,punk rock,religion,satan
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SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

Young Man! There's No Need to Feel Down!

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faith,jesus,religion,sign,village people,ymca
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Since YMCA stands for Young Men's CHRISTIAN Association, I'm sure this isn't offensive.