You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.

Since YMCA stands for Young Men's CHRISTIAN Association, I'm sure this isn't offensive.

If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.

Not sure if upside-down cross is lame metal or extremely well-informed Catholicism.